Rock Paper Scissors Freeman Vort (RPSFV)

I did not invent this game, but I was inspired enough by Sam Kass's Rock Paper Scissors Spock Lizard and my interest in Valve's game Half-Life to make a variant to Kass's and Bryla's game. Kass "invented [RPSSL] (with Karen Bryla) because it seems like when you know someone well enough, 75-80% of any Rock-Paper-Scissors games you play with that person end up in a tie." The version from Kass and Bryla was a variation of the game that reduced that probability with the addition of Spock and the Lizard. This one uses Dr. Gordon Freeman and a Vortigaunt instead.

How to play: Scissors cuts Paper covers Rock squashes Vort zaps Freeman snaps Scissors stabs Vort tears Paper distracts Freeman crowbars Rock crushes Scissors.

To determine if you won or lost: select your move from the column and your opponent's move from the row. As suggested by Kass, if you like to swing your fist back and forth while saying "Rock, Paper, Scissors, GO!", you can replace that with "One, Two, Three, GO!".